best-of-funny:

the-captains-wife:

folie-a-tout:

heyaeya:

dameofspace:

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE

OH MY GOD

my whole life is a lie

X

i wish you could see me right now. i bet you’d be laughing and saying “i knew you would resort to that, you stupid sonofabitch”. lets see if youll actually show up or if itll be to much for you like you had said it would be.

meladoodle:

granddad this is the first dance of my wedding can you please stop trying to tell everyone to ‘open up the pit’